Friend me on Facebook.
I’ll call a locksmith…
That never happened before…
GET OFF OF ME!
Call you a cab?
What’s the problem, Officer?
Will that wash out?
Wow, that was awkward…
huh?…you said stop.
Yes, I am awake.
It’s just a rash.
You are my first.
I’m not a hooker!
8 inches my ass!
Where’d my husband go?
I’m keeping your panties.
Shit! Lost my watch.

