Four Words You Say After Sex

February 10, 2010

That was really boring.

Friend me on Facebook.

I’ll call a locksmith…

That never happened before…

GET OFF OF ME!

Call you a cab?

What’s the problem, Officer?

Will that wash out?

Wow, that was awkward…

huh?…you said stop.

What was your name?

Yes, I am awake.

It’s just a rash.

You are my first.

I’m not a hooker!

8 inches my ass!

Where’d my husband go?

I’m keeping your panties.

Shit! Lost my watch.


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